There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich