My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies