Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
