I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever