Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Love may never win but love always ties

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid