The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
