A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds