Dreams don’t come true; They are true
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan