It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me