The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

“The human body generates more bio…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…