Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that
