When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you