You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
