Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
