To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?