Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
