When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography