If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good