Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs