If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial