Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
