In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…