I Was a Nervous Wreck Until I Became a Rambling Wreck, di Chris Gaither

I Was a Nervous Wreck Until I Became a Rambling Wreck

You must go on.

I can’t go on.

I’ll ramble on.

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…