Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Life is trying So Die trying
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
