In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
