When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism