The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after