Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery