In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared