I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized