When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless