To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…