The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
