It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The less you need to control the more powerful you
“The human body generates more bio…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
