Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics