My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time