Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
