Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light