Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need