As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…