When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain