The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm