Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads