Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is