As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Breathe in not out
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had