We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth