They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed