I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
