I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
