One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions