It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude