There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment