Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
