Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
