I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…