The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
