The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar